I have noticed in people's entries that there tends to be 2 main concentrations within the JET-ARMY -- Those that prefer to have a full armor suit, and those that take the jetpack route. Therefore, I have decided to split the JET-ARMY into two sub-divisions: The JETPACK BRIGADE and the FULL METAL JACKET LEGION. If you would like to become a Lieutenant in command of either division, comment here with a good reason and the post is yours. ./End Transmission

It has come to my attention that an atrocity known as [link] has come into existence. Now it is our turn to fight back. As such I intend to introduce the JET-ARMY to counter this menace to airborne beings everywhere. Anyone is welcome to join. The only rules are as follows

1) DRAW YOURSELF IN A JET COSTUME.

2) HAVE YOURSELF SAY "I'M A FUCKING JET."

3) IN DESCRIPTION, PUT LINK TO THIS ACCOUNT

4) GET OTHER PEOPLE TO JOIN "THE JET ARMY"

5) USE ALL CAPS (FOR MAXIMUM INTENSITY).

6) SHARKS ARE THE ENEMY.

If you did not click the link above yet, now would be the time to do so, as otherwise you might wonder why I'm raving like a lunatic.

To submit your allegiance to the JET-ARMY, simply send me a link to any and all deviations via comment, note, or any other method of communication you can come up with. Just no morse code. I don't want to have to decode lines of binary code to figure out what the picture looks like.

Have fun, and that is all.

ALSO: NO SPAMMING THE SHARK PAGE. WE ARE ABOVE SUCH PETTY INSTRUMENTS OF VEXATION. YOU MAY CORRESPOND WITH THE SHARK ARMY OR ANY OF THEIR MEMBERS, BUT NO SPAM.

EDIT: Because it seems that there are ppl who don't understand that this is a joke, well here it is.

wait for it....

YES! This is a joke reply, done for entertainment! I am not, in fact, attempting to flame the creators of the below group in any way, manner, form, *searches thesaurus*, nor do I have any intent to defame, slander, or perform libel against said creators!

That said, you should still join =] It may be a joke, but it's still entertaining.
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Squadron Leader


Wingmen/women:



Full Metal Jacket Legion:



Jetpack Brigade:



Plus we have:
with [link]

Double Agents (Whose side are they on anyway?):



Allies:


Enemies: